Bitcoin Pop Up Card “To the Moon”

“Houston, We Have a Pump!”

Blast off with our Bitcoin to the Moon Pop-Up Card—the perfect way to celebrate your favorite crypto-obsessed friend, degenerate investor, or that coworker who won’t shut up about their “digital gold.”

When opened, this hilarious 3D card reveals a stubborn astronaut HODLing Bitcoin all the way to the moon—because paper hands are for peasants.

Why This Card?

✔ Pop-Up Surprise: A dynamic astronaut & Bitcoin rocket that literally pops (unlike your portfolio).
✔ For Crypto Degens: Perfect for HODLers, NFT bros, and anyone who’s ever said, “It’s a dip, not a crash.”
✔ Premium Quality: Thick, high-gloss cardstock—just like your unrealized gains.

Inside Message:
“May your gains be unrealized, your hands be diamond, and your exit strategy… nonexistent. 🚀💎”

Perfect For:

• Crypto investors who treat every dip like a Black Friday sale

• That friend who still thinks Dogecoin is “the future”

• Anyone who needs a laugh after checking CoinMarketCap

Warning: May trigger financial advisors, SEC regulators, or anyone who sold Bitcoin in 2012.

🚀 Order Now Before We Moon! (Or Crash. No Financial Advice.)