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The only Pop Up Card That'll Definitely Get Everyone's Attention.
Our First Outrageous Design
The Island Birthday Card
Surprise them with a tropical celebration that pops to life!
Close your eyes and imagine: Our 3D Island Birthday Card unfolds into a vibrant paradise, complete with swaying palm trees, playful flamingos, and a hidden ‘Happy Birthday’ message that’ll make their day unforgettable.
A SATIRICAL ESCAPE
Palm trees sway over a dystopian shoreline (because irony is the new serenity)
The Elitist
Island Getaway
Surprise them with a tropical celebration that pops to life!
LIGHTS AND SOUND
Plays a 5-second clip of the traditional Happy Birthday song to remind us what its all about.
A Message to Remember
Island Getaway
Surprise them with a tropical celebration that pops to life!
CUSTOMIZABLE ROAST
FOLLOW UP THE SHOCK FACTOR WITH YOUR OWN DARK OR CHEEKY CHEERFUL MESSAGE.
Our Approach
In your face and upfront
What we’re doing here isn’t for everyone. Things are dark and tough at times. Have a little laugh. Sooo many more to come, light and heavy baby.
(Oh, theres so many others)
Let’s Get To The Bottom Of Things (FAQ’s)
1. How does the sound/light feature work?
The card includes a tiny battery-powered module. Pull the tab to activate 5 seconds of the ‘Happy Birthday’ tune.
2. Can I write my own message inside?
Absolutely! The interior has blank space for your darkest, wittiest wishes (up to 150 characters). Pro tip: Use a gel pen for dramatic flair.
3. Is this card actually offensive?
"It walks the line—think ‘playfully grim’ not ‘NSFW.’ We avoid politics/swears, but if your uncle has no sense of humor, maybe let's stick to socks instead."
4. How durable is the pop-up mechanism?
Engineered to survive 50+ opens (or one overly enthusiastic toddler). A thick cardstock ensures it stays intact, unlike our collective hope.
5.Shipping & returns?
Ships in 2 days, discreet packaging. 30-day return policy if they don’t laugh (proof of disappointment required).
- Preorders: All preorders will be shipped immediately when the product becomes available.
- Combined Shipping: If you have placed multiple pre-orders, they will be shipped together to minimize shipping costs and environmental impact.
